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At Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms, we believe that the journey inward is the most important one you can take. We are more than a dispensary; we are your trusted guides and providers for entering the world of psychedelic wellness with confidence, safety, and intention.

Our mission is rooted in a profound respect for the power of nature’s most enigmatic offerings. We meticulously source and craft our products—from our potent Dried Mushroom Strains and precise Microdose Capsules to our innovative Vape Pens and delicious Edibles—to the highest standards of purity and potency. Every product in our collection is rigorously lab-tested, ensuring you receive a consistent and predictable experience every time.

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Discover a world of premium, lab-tested products designed for every level of exploration, from mindful microdosing to profound journeys. Whether you’re seeking profound introspection, a creative spark, or subtle daily enhancement, our carefully curated collection offers a mindful journey for every explorer. Begin your adventure by exploring our most sought-after categories below.

Buy Indica Weed Strain

Candyland

Price range: $42.00 through $1,250.00

Dried Mushroom Strains

Dried Mushroom Variety Pack 28g

Price range: $100.00 through $1,000.00

Dried Mushroom Strains

Gold Member Magic Mushrooms

Price range: $100.00 through $1,000.00

Dried Mushroom Strains

African Aphrodisiac

Price range: $110.00 through $1,000.00

Buy Hybrid Weed Strain

Apple Cheese Quake

Price range: $43.00 through $1,300.00

Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms: Elevate Your Consciousness.

Why Choose Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms?

In a growing market, discernment is key. At Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms, we believe your journey should be built on a foundation of unwavering trust, purity, and expertise. We go beyond being a supplier to become your dedicated partner in conscious exploration. Here are the pillars upon which we’ve built our reputation.

Best selling products

DMT Vape And Carts For Sale

5-MeO DMT .5ml Purecybin

$150.00

Buy sativa Weed Strain

Lemon Skunk

Price range: $42.00 through $1,250.00

Dried Mushroom Strains

Mexican Cubensis

Price range: $100.00 through $1,000.00

Buy Hybrid Weed Strain

Unicorn Poop

Price range: $100.00 through $1,700.00

Buy Hybrid Weed Strain

Peachy Mack

Price range: $43.00 through $1,300.00

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